falling

My backyard. Okay I don't have a backyard.

But the guy on the right. EIGHT PACKS - he sleeps with me.

Ohhh fantasy.

My future boyfriend should look like this. Hahaha.

Okay lah I don't look so good myself; just being greedy.

John O' Callaghan for the win. (:

But, for the fun of it.

I like people with double eyelids. Because I do. (:

I like people who play soccer. It's this thing I've always had.

Some know why - I think only my primary school mates do.

Something to do with Joey. He's like fucking hot now.

And his current girlfriend is, too. Shuffler. Very awesome.

I like people with pointy noses. Nice arms especially. Short/ tall, doesn't really matter.

As long you're not as pudgy as me. And not a pervert. Obviously.

He should be quiet though, but not too quiet. And NO I am not describing any sort

of person here. This is just what flows out of my minute brain. (:

He doesn't need to be constantly worrying about me- 

just someone who cares. Patient. Honest.

Am I asking for too much?

I don't know.

I want to f.l.y. 

AND YA PLEASE SHAVE.

For the record I don't know any girl that likes a natural caveman.

Signing off with a funny picture. 

And a hot one.

"I AM LITING'S BOYFRIEND, ME ME ME."

Kay, night (:

I could write about a thousand songs to impress you
But I wouldn't want to do that
I could make you feel the queen* of the world but I won't
Cause you're full of imperfections
This is coming from a third perspective
All I'm saying is you need to be selective
This is coming from a gentleman*
With your needs in mind, I've got his* on the side.
(oohhh)
Go ahead and buy yourself a drink
Cause you know you're deserving of it
Go ahead and cry yourself to sleep
And think how you hate me so bad

*modify to the right gender.

FTSK - Believe Me I'm Lying